Meet John, the Appalachian Electrician. That's what he calls himself. His truck is his rolling supply house. He can put his hand on any kind of switch, fuse, relay or wire in there that you might need.
Last year Saturday Night Live did a sketch entitled "Appalachian Emergency Room" in which they made fun of we'uns. It's OK if we laugh at ourselves, but nobody else should. We should be laughing at the New Yorkers. They tore down the House That Ruth Built and put up a monstrosity that they will be paying off for the next 100 years.
If you need a good electrician, you can usually find John's truck parked in front of Lowe's or Home Depot. He's inside restocking his supply truck.